Jared Bernstein
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Jared BernsteinRegression
Jared Bernstein, Regression
About the Artwork
My memories are blurry
Snow flurries
Topsy-turvy
When it’s scary
I cock back
And throw a hail mary
And act silly
Like a little kiddy
Getting all giddy
My thoughts nilly-willy
Straight lines turn squiggly
When I get mad
My nose gets red like little Miss Piggy
I start acting all wiggy
Just a itty-bitty
Actually
I dilly-dally daily
But really
Ideally
No time to wallow in self-pity
Deep in the nitty-gritty
Belted out my little ditty
To the point my forehead’s sweaty
Oh sweetie
Let’s make a transition
Without imposition
To reach a decision
I bum-rushed the jury
Presented my query
My voice impeccably cheery
Speaking crystal clearly
Just stated it merely
Sorry I said
I’m in a huge hurry
To tarry
When I worry
I scurry
I’m weary when I’m harried
I have a secret box
Where all my fears are buried
Curatorial notes
Regression explores the tendency to retreat into earlier emotional patterns when confronted by fear, uncertainty, or stress. The painting's playful imagery, childlike symbols, and vibrant colors mirror the poem's movement through memory, vulnerability, and self-reflection. Bernstein embraces the language of childhood—not as a sign of weakness, but as an honest acknowledgment of how deeply our early experiences continue to shape us. Beneath the humor and whimsical rhymes lies a thoughtful examination of anxiety, avoidance, and emotional self-protection. The poem ultimately arrives at a quiet revelation: hidden beneath our habits, distractions, and defenses are fears waiting to be acknowledged. Through candor and wit, Bernstein transforms regression into an opportunity for greater self-awareness and healing.
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